The Chaperone

This past weekend, my friend Terri invited me to Lubbock to attend the birthday party and slumber party for her two oldest daughters, Taylen and Teagan. Here's a picture of Taylen holding up the "diamond-like" earrings I got her for her birthday:

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Since I stayed at their house and helped chaperone the slumber party (no, really!), I was there for the entire shindig. Here are a few highlights:

1. The party was attended by approximately 15 little girls (7-9 year olds). They can make a lot of noise, most of it being classified in the "squealing" category.
2. If you were a fan of N*Stink ... uh, I mean N*Sync ... you wouldn't be after hearing the same CD several dozen times during the evening. Luckily, I convinced them to turn it off by threatening to dance whenever it was on. Spastic dancing by adults tends to frighten small children.
3. In the picture above, Ashley is the little blond girl sitting on the floor. At one point in the evening, she told me she thought I was handsome. She immediately became my favorite.
4. Also in the picture above, Kimberly is the little brunette girl sitting on the table. After a fun-filled night of brownies, strawberry cupcakes, indoor hide-n-seek in the dark, singing, running around, lots and lots of squealing, and (in Kimberly's case) having your face jumped on by one of the cats while sleeping, Kimberly's little body could no longer contain her excitement, and she threw up. Multiple times. Not being familiar with the house, she didn't make it to the bathroom for the first batch and left her deposit in the hallway. The rest of it was in the bathroom, although she didn't always hit the toilet. :) Since Terri was occupied with consoling Kimberly and cleaning up the bathroom and her husband Tim was conveniently asleep, I got to clean up the hallway mess. And due to the aforementioned strawberry cupcakes, her vomit was pink. Let me just say this: if any of you invite me to a party any time soon, I'm not cleaning up any messes.

Don has a girlfriend!

Stop the presses! Although many of you have theorized that it would be difficult --- if not impossible --- for me to find another girlfriend, what with these personality and appearance "issues" that I have, it seems that hell really has frozen over. Last Friday night, I went to a party thrown by my lovely coworker Holly and her not-as-lovely husband Will. (No, I don't know how I managed to get invited.) One of their relatives was in attendance at this party, and we really hit it off. It's amazing what can happen when you find someone who has the same level of intellect and wit as you, someone who enjoys the same type of humor as you, someone who laughs at your jokes, someone whose maturity level doesn't exceed yours too much, and someone who doesn't think you're a dork ... at least not yet!

Luckily, Holly was able to capture Sterling and me in this lovely photo:

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I am so evil! :)


NOTE: If you're wondering why we look so unkempt, we had just finished jumping on the trampoline.